April162014

in court

  • judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
  • me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
  • my lawyer: same
  • me: same
  • judge: same
  • police: same
  • obama: same
2AM

oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

12AM

bewbin:

henrycavills:

this is the best photo ive ever seen

'WHERE IS HIS HEAD????”

(via likethe-bird)

12AM

(Source: goodassdog, via goldicrocs)

12AM

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via zooeyclairedeschanel)

April152014

(Source: bradzerker, via epic-humor)

10PM
8PM
8PM
panicatthedisco:

Warming up in NJ with a little game of HORSE with our new friend Hoodie Allen
Photo by Zack

panicatthedisco:

Warming up in NJ with a little game of HORSE with our new friend Hoodie Allen

Photo by Zack

(via i-cantbetold)

7PM

greathaircut:

COWARD GAMESTOP EMPLOYEES REFUSE TO GIVE ME CHEAT CODES TO SEE YOSHI NAKED. “HE’S ALREADY NAKED” THEY WHIMPER AS I DESTROY THEIR FILTHY STORE WITH HAMMERS

(via selfiecentered)

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